sack the bookie!
Move to scotland liam, dirt cheap here m8
I know why you pay your fees, for a bit of paper that says you achieved something. Then you fight it out with the hundreds of thousands with the same bit of paper for the same jobs, and when you finally get one, you still have to start making the tea. Then you set out for 10 years paying your loans back in your monotonous 9 to 5 job, safe in the knowledge that your are paying society back for all that she bestowed upon you. Then you set out on the next 30 years to pay your mortgage off so that you can fully own the house that you will die in.
Sorry have I ruined the magic?