Yeah I know. I did get that!! Still a hell of a lot braver than I am!

Advice recently released by the RSPCA after events in Newcastle this weekend. If you see an Arsenal fan walking a dog can you plese approach him and advise him to call 08459 4-0 4-1 4-2 4-3 4-4 for advice on how to hold onto a lead.

Also, advice if you're caught up in the riots and unrest in Cairo, this is directly from the Scottish Office, people should get in their car honk the horn and chill out, the Scottish Office are calling it Toot-n-kalm-doon!

toot-n-kalm-doon LMAO

Well Jason and Steve finally made it to bed it appears, after hours of foreplay.

Green Bay won the Superbowl, much to my delight, and much to the pain of the countless Steelers backers "were backing them even though we dont like them". Was a great game but The Packs deserved it I thought. Rodgers was brilliant.

I've had better.

Its Tomas though, Steve is straight and married.

I'll shaft anything, doing the school cleaner tonight!

Another cancelled account - what he do this time?

I didn't think it was that good a game but then most SuperBowl's aren't, however I have to concur, best team on the night won. The Steelers first half performance was almost a mirror of the Jets first half performance a fortnight before. For a team with their pedigree, I didn't expect that but Rodgers had a great game and took full advantage.
Oh well, next year for Rex!!

Greenbay to repeat!!!

GO PACK GO

Forgot to say, that half time show was awful. The amount of money and effort that went into that youd think they could have at least got the volume right on fergies mic. Had to cringe at times with that guy from black eyed peas "singing" live auto tune? And then that Usher character who unleashed justin bieber on the world, that was painful viewing. If it wasnt for fergies legs i would probably have killed myself.